The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous
The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

 

The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

 

My roommate sleepwalks in the middle of the night.

 

She doesn’t walk into walls.

 

She doesn’t wander aimlessly around the room.

 

Every single time, she goes straight to my desk.

 

She smashed my laptop.

 

She poured Coke all over my external hard drive.

 

She cut up the suit I’d bought for interviews.

 

The last time this happened, everyone told me to let it go.

 

“She didn’t do it on purpose.”

 

“She’s sick, you know that.”

 

“You can always buy new things.”

 

“Don’t push her. She’s already in a bad place.”

 

So I backed down.

 

Later, the internship portfolio I’d spent three months preparing was destroyed while she was “sleepwalking” again.

 

I missed my final-round interview.

 

When I confronted her, she twisted it around, claiming I was bullying a roommate with a sleep disorder.

 

She even posted on the campus forum, painting me as the villain.

 

When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day she first “sleepwalked” and smashed my laptop.

 

This time, I wasn’t going to argue with her.

 

I was just going to put the most expensive things owned by everyone who told me to let it go right on my desk. 

The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 04

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 04 I set down my backpack.   “Talk about what?”   Genevieve said, “Blair is willing to give you five hundred dollars up front.”   “The rest can wait until things at home are less tight.”   “You can write up a formal agreement.”   “Just keep this within the room

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The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 03

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 03 As I walked out of the office, my phone buzzed.   It was a screenshot of Blair’s Instagram story.   She’d posted a selfie, her eyes swollen from crying.   “Woke up and found out I caused trouble again.”   “I’m so scared.”   “But someone keeps pressuring me for

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The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 02

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 02 Early the next morning, I took my laptop to an Apple Authorized Service Provider off campus.   After opening it up, the technician shook his head.   “The screen, motherboard, and keyboard all have liquid damage.”   “The logic board is fried, too. This isn’t going to be cheap.”  

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The Annoying Sleepwalker Novel by Anonymous

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 01

The Annoying Sleepwalker Chapter 01 My roommate sleepwalks in the middle of the night.   She doesn’t walk into walls.   She doesn’t wander aimlessly around the room.   Every single time, she goes straight to my desk.   She smashed my laptop.   She poured Coke all over my external hard drive.   She

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